*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
Love is odd. SCORE 42
Barista good. SCORE 60
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
Father son goals. SCORE 36
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
This is why I game. SCORE 38
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 21
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
City’s full. SCORE 20
Look alive, Julie. SCORE 20
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
Give us the tomate! SCORE 24
This thicc banana SCORE 18
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
*easily amused* SCORE 46
Irony is art. SCORE 31