happy birthday! SCORE 19
waiting at the mental bus stop SCORE 27
flan from god SCORE 21
the worst SCORE 19
the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 31
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
loin king SCORE 27
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 19
not even mad SCORE 27
evil genius SCORE 13
get it together, dr fisher! SCORE 23
burns so good SCORE 4
holy dog SCORE 20
i’m the joke SCORE 19
the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 40
did you hear the honk? SCORE 27
go back to c SCORE 25
don’t tell mom SCORE 24
the cat isn’t fooled SCORE 31
time is of the essence SCORE 17
everything else sucks SCORE 16
pure happiness SCORE 20
welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20
always screaming SCORE 5
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
dirty talk SCORE 21
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
more milk per milk SCORE 17
supportively unsupportive SCORE 16
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23