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Civil+war+jokes%3F
SCORE 130
Never+trust+asparagus.
Never trust asparagus. SCORE 76
I%26%238217%3Bd+listen+to+it.
I’d listen to it. SCORE 55
I+get+to+live+in+a+house+with+a+wife%26%238230%3B
I get to live in a house with a wife… SCORE 90
I+would+watch+the+live+action+movie%26%238230%3B
I would watch the live action movie… SCORE 66
Whiny+man-babies+run+the+government.
Whiny man-babies run the government. SCORE 117
There+is+no+god.
There is no god. SCORE 33
This+is+not+the+fortune+you+are+looking+for%26%238230%3B
This is not the fortune you are looking for… SCORE 47
CVS+to+the+rescue%21
CVS to the rescue! SCORE 82
Programming+logic.
Programming logic. SCORE 87
Yes+they+do+offer+other+services%26%238230%3B
Yes they do offer other services… SCORE 126
Feeling+toasted
Feeling toasted SCORE 42
Mother+may+I%3F
Mother may I? SCORE 95
You+weren%26%238217%3Bt+supposed+to+be+here.
You weren’t supposed to be here. SCORE 63
A+book+ravaged+by+termites
A book ravaged by termites SCORE 56
Look+at+these+photographs%26%238230%3B
Look at these photographs… SCORE 44
Hot+single+crusaders+in+your+area.
Hot single crusaders in your area. SCORE 49
Wait+just+a+friggan+minute%26%238230%3B
Wait just a friggan minute… SCORE 48
The+power+of+networking.
The power of networking. SCORE 82
sounds+like+a+401k+to+me%26%238230%3B
sounds like a 401k to me… SCORE 64
I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+have+to+bill+extra+for+this%26%238230%3B
I’m going to have to bill extra for this… SCORE 39
These+desks+have+the+ability+to+amplify+farts+to+110db
These desks have the ability to amplify farts to 110db SCORE 48
Grandad+Ozzy+being+silly.
Grandad Ozzy being silly. SCORE 64
The+ol%26%238217%3B+switcherooo
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 62
Where+are+my+children
Where are my children SCORE 105
%2Abeaver+intensity+intensifies%2A
*beaver intensity intensifies* SCORE 63
Sea+Demons+from+the+deep
Sea Demons from the deep SCORE 74
It%26%238217%3Bs+good+words.
It’s good words. SCORE 97
We+have+rules+in+this+place%26%238230%3B
We have rules in this place… SCORE 106
Wuv.+Tru+wuv.
Wuv. Tru wuv. SCORE 86
There+are+other+options+out+there%26%238230%3B
There are other options out there… SCORE 57
Bobody+said+it+would+be+this+hard%26%238230%3B
Bobody said it would be this hard… SCORE 42
Siri+thinks+too+highly+of+you.
Siri thinks too highly of you. SCORE 80
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