i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
enter my what now? SCORE 27
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
til death do us part SCORE 22
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
never forget SCORE 20
every bus had these seats SCORE 20
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
glucose guardian SCORE 12
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
boom SCORE 12
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
we really got the life SCORE 11
therapy burn SCORE 29
puzzling SCORE 18
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
definitely not the same brain SCORE 19
dreams are fun SCORE 28
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
not a high success rate SCORE 25
fancy af SCORE 10
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3