I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
At a bar in Portland SCORE 116
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 117
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 87
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 72
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 93
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
They know the truth. SCORE 78
He’s bananas SCORE 206
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
Never sink SCORE 147
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
WWJD? SCORE 96
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 111
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
