That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
I GUESS SCORE 45
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Mama no. SCORE 52
The life of a book. SCORE 74
+ cry. SCORE 118
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
