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For+those+of+you+who+are+interested%2C+here%26%238217%3Bs+your+horoscope+for+the+week
Motivational+bear+bro.
Motivational bear bro. SCORE 25
No+one+can+prove+they+weren%26%238217%3Bt+secretly+married
No one can prove they weren’t secretly married SCORE 40
Who+cuts+toast%3F
Who cuts toast? SCORE 29
Joffrey+is+currently+filming+his+next+venture.
Joffrey is currently filming his next venture. SCORE 21
Pike+Place+Market+Seattle%2C+WA%2C+circa+2020
Pike Place Market Seattle, WA, circa 2020 SCORE 48
Do+not+arm+the+cockroaches%26%238230%3B
Do not arm the cockroaches… SCORE 25
Boinks+not+borks.
Boinks not borks. SCORE 36
Pedophilia+is+not+an+accident%26%238230%3B
Pedophilia is not an accident… SCORE 40
The+media+is+performing+exactly+as+they+intend.
The media is performing exactly as they intend. SCORE 36
My+dying+body%3A
My dying body: SCORE 17
go+outside+and+garden
go outside and garden SCORE 46
Peak+romance
Peak romance SCORE 32
Haven%26%238217%3Bt+liked+a+selfie+in+a+while%26%238230%3B
Haven’t liked a selfie in a while… SCORE 36
They+are+trying+so+heard+to+keep+us+divided.
They are trying so heard to keep us divided. SCORE 48
Burrito+tape.
Burrito tape. SCORE 29
Movie+scene+request
Movie scene request SCORE 30
I+guess+I%26%238217%3Bm+just+here+to+watch+the+world+burn%26%238230%3B
I guess I’m just here to watch the world burn… SCORE 25
Y%26%238217%3Ball+we+just+joined+forces.
Y’all we just joined forces. SCORE 35
Chill%2C+Will.
Chill, Will. SCORE 27
le+sigh%26%238230%3B
le sigh… SCORE 41
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+recipe+for+hot+German+potato+salad%2C+allegedly%26%238230%3B
It’s a recipe for hot German potato salad, allegedly… SCORE 25
WAIT+A+MINUTE
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 30
Treat+your+kids+well.
Treat your kids well. SCORE 42
Can+we+get+a+public+panel+with+the+aforementioned+authorities%2C+please%3F
Can we get a public panel with the aforementioned authorities, please? SCORE 29
Officer+Karen+McMuffin+needs+to+switch+to+a+Joan+Fabrics+career.
Officer Karen McMuffin needs to switch to a Joan Fabrics career. SCORE 13
I+do+not+believe+you.
I do not believe you. SCORE 26
Cosplay+of+the+year+award%26%238230%3B+CRONK
Cosplay of the year award… CRONK SCORE 43
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+personal+decision
It’s a personal decision SCORE 39
Pride%2C+NYC
Pride, NYC SCORE 36
Dadscream.
Dadscream. SCORE 26
50+cents+is+50+cents%26%238230%3B
50 cents is 50 cents… SCORE 35
A+four-leaf+clover+made+out+of+four-leaf+and+five-leaf+clovers.
A four-leaf clover made out of four-leaf and five-leaf clovers. SCORE 23
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be your own persephone SCORE 12
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the lava frog has been angered SCORE 38
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please repost this SCORE 15
Do+you+check+the+text+or+go+back+to+sleep%3F
Do you check the text or go back to sleep? SCORE 24
the+older+i+get%2C+the+earlier+i+fall+asleep
the older i get, the earlier i fall asleep SCORE 17
chonky+and+comfy+kitty
chonky and comfy kitty SCORE 34
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