Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Slip ‘n Slide Parachute Landing SCORE 227
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Because Cute SCORE 16
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
…Yummy… SCORE 5
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Things To do. SCORE 15
The first day of school. SCORE 228
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 74
The more you know. SCORE 429
Now you have me worried. SCORE 191
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
My life is a lie. SCORE 265
Scumbag couch. SCORE 171
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
The new Batman SCORE 11
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
