Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
What a dream job… SCORE 31
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Hello fren. SCORE 27
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
