No officer… SCORE 146
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
BLEEHHHHHH SCORE 149
Get a life, Man! SCORE 249
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 180
What torture. SCORE 190
Thriller. SCORE 137
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
Water is wet SCORE 25
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -5
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 12
Doing dips. SCORE 132
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 339
Stephen Hawking and John Oliver SCORE 173
government logic SCORE 11
That’s a valid point SCORE 252
quiet fives SCORE -3
Agent T SCORE 260
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 8
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 160
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
Uncultured swine, indeed. SCORE 332
clap your Hans SCORE 14
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
