Moms whom prowl SCORE 27
Call 1-800-411-PAIN. SCORE 25
Give us the balls of meat. SCORE 41
Let their arms alone. SCORE 25
Tindr is contagious… SCORE 24
Bernie dishes out the burns. SCORE 29
The man plans for the apocalypse. SCORE 25
Brothers are good brothers. SCORE 31
We don’t joke like that, bud. SCORE 33
Safety first. SCORE 26
Sheep go baa SCORE 31
Spring is coming at you. SCORE 28
Indian villagers wear face masks on the backs of their heads to prevent tigers attacking them from behind. SCORE 31
1 day old danger noodle. SCORE 26
This is not the elephant you’re looking for… SCORE 19
I can smell it better from here… SCORE 23
What happened in Vegas… SCORE 30
Reading problems. SCORE 31
Productivity is at an all time high. SCORE 27
Let’s close 300 more prisons, maybe. SCORE 35
The cosmos guide us SCORE 26
Miss Kitty SCORE 32
Fear the clown… SCORE 39
Recruiting for a Volunteer Fire Department SCORE 31
No smoking for you… SCORE 28
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
5 Cents is 5 Cents SCORE 24
Risky kisses… SCORE 29
Samsung stock skyrocketed that year… SCORE 35
turning off the basement light SCORE 33
Nailed it, I say. SCORE 25
…and I helped, too. SCORE 24
