Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Every time. SCORE 135
Glam rock. SCORE 157
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
WUT? SCORE 268
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Conundrum. SCORE 210
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
I like you. SCORE 215
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
Every day. SCORE 212
