Haiku about my mornings SCORE 4
Be yourself SCORE 162
Kevin Hart is nailing it SCORE -6
The Best Horror Story In Two Sentences SCORE 9
Now This Is Real Love SCORE 13
Comfort zone SCORE 9
Being Calm In Traffic Jams SCORE 7
The Terrorists Are Winning SCORE 91
One of these things is not like the other… SCORE 1
This Children’s Book Explains My Life SCORE 143
That’s Not Your Bed SCORE -2
Americans Will Probably Never See These Covers SCORE 172
When Women Talk About Colors SCORE 129
John Lenon Was Right SCORE 9
I’m fine SCORE 17
True beauty SCORE 9
Somethings never change SCORE 9
Saddest Cookbook Ever Written SCORE 12
Because I'll never grow up SCORE 11
A Simpler Time SCORE 172
Doesn’t make any sense SCORE 18
Nope SCORE 6
That’s what friends are for… SCORE 6
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday SCORE 6
It Almost Never Worked SCORE 15
I love moo too SCORE 12
Former forest ranger wanted to see the outdoors one more time, so the firefighters wheeled him through the forest. SCORE 170
A lava river SCORE 11
Need To Use The Sleep? SCORE 144
My hotel understands my needs. SCORE 11
Wait for it.. SCORE 15
Kitchen island with built in seating SCORE 182