the lord’s carbs SCORE 15
being a rug would be easier SCORE 11
drunk drama SCORE 9
the worst character SCORE 23
they traded places SCORE 28
whoops SCORE 6
all the yes SCORE 16
i’ll be back SCORE 9
drunk humming bird SCORE 33
404 error SCORE 8
it was just a nap SCORE 20
myself, obviously SCORE 32
more cheesecake SCORE 16
how to pet a dog SCORE 16
choose your own speed SCORE 21
the box isn’t edible? SCORE 7
earth sandwich SCORE 36
evil underpants SCORE 28
you can’t yeehaw away from your problems SCORE 16
am i a pig? SCORE 11
what’s the location? SCORE 30
give the church cat time to adjust SCORE 35
there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12
no depressed eggs SCORE 26
false advertising SCORE 10
they would breed SCORE 25
bologna! SCORE 18
i have cats SCORE 9
nice cat SCORE 9
wrong on so many levels SCORE 6
delicates SCORE 3
ankle tattoos SCORE 27