the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
the council has convened. SCORE 15
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
texagons SCORE 23
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
help, i woke up SCORE 32
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
space facts on your back SCORE 37
muggle born SCORE 14
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
a true work of art SCORE 13
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
no SCORE 23
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
