the perfect metaphor SCORE 17
gonna cry in a corner now SCORE 20
purrr – get it? cause it’s a cat! SCORE 17
it was all downhill from there SCORE 27
he must have been really tired SCORE 14
let me simmer! SCORE 12
try to science harder SCORE 21
this is when you sleep the best SCORE 27
the disney shift in philosophy SCORE 30
broccoli needs cheese. it’s science SCORE 15
did not sign up for this SCORE 35
pacific rim as social commentary SCORE 31
time to check out early SCORE 12
good girl SCORE 28
me forcing myself out of bed for work in the morning SCORE 15
let me make eggs in peace SCORE 31
who remembers these? SCORE 20
deciding who lives and who dies SCORE 36
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booze and books. a brilliant idea SCORE 22
so much judgement in one picture SCORE 21
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keep trying body. may the odds be ever in your favor SCORE -25
because it’s not weird to her. go get her the book SCORE 35
roomba on the run! SCORE 19
every day SCORE 37
would be motivating at least SCORE 33
the goblin nods SCORE 25
the inner me SCORE 19
i’m rooting for french onion, personally SCORE 18
it’s just a small snack SCORE 13
the italian contact lens SCORE 10
storage SCORE 25
