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Real+phones+have+curves.
The+White+House+Chef.
The White House Chef. SCORE 19
Move+on.
Move on. SCORE 25
Chaotic+bus+vibes.
Chaotic bus vibes. SCORE 26
Nice+try%2C+Pennywise
Nice try, Pennywise SCORE 18
About+time%2C+honestly.
About time, honestly. SCORE 21
Well+well+well%26%238230%3B+would+you+look+at+those+prices%26%238230%3B
Well well well… would you look at those prices… SCORE 18
Any+meal+I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+make+is+the+best+meal.
Any meal I didn’t have to make is the best meal. SCORE 20
UK+Prime+Minister+Boris+Johnson+demonstrates+how+schools+are+Covid-safe+by+holding+two+arms+over+three+chairs
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson demonstrates how schools are Covid-safe by holding two arms over three chairs SCORE 16
Just+Ann+things%26%238230%3B
Just Ann things… SCORE 29
A+happy+Beluga+whale+being+returned+to+the+ocean+after+a+decade+in+captivity
A happy Beluga whale being returned to the ocean after a decade in captivity SCORE 25
You+know%26%238230%3B
You know… SCORE 36
Wake+up%2C+Neo.
Wake up, Neo. SCORE 20
Good+luck+at+school.
Good luck at school. SCORE 30
Nice+try+FBI
Nice try FBI SCORE 26
The+Hardest+Part+of+Writing%2C+basically.
The Hardest Part of Writing, basically. SCORE 27
Henlo
Henlo SCORE 28
Someone+skipped+a+few+days%26%238230%3B
Someone skipped a few days… SCORE 14
%2Apanics+in+fruit+of+the+loom%2A
*panics in fruit of the loom* SCORE 19
Kindergarten+was+pass%2Ffail.
Kindergarten was pass/fail. SCORE 25
Star+Wars+is+for+all+of+us.
Star Wars is for all of us. SCORE 21
The+time+is+nigh%26%238230%3B
The time is nigh… SCORE 20
We%26%238217%3Bre+headed+in+the+right+direction%2C+boys%21
We’re headed in the right direction, boys! SCORE 21
The+moment+the+first+Deathstar+was+destroyed
The moment the first Deathstar was destroyed SCORE 27
The+C19+Special
The C19 Special SCORE 22
Local+paper+is+good+paper.
Local paper is good paper. SCORE 30
BRI%2C+24
BRI, 24 SCORE 26
KFC+is+using+the+Colonel+to+enforce+distancing.
KFC is using the Colonel to enforce distancing. SCORE 24
We%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+need+electric+fences
We’re gonna need electric fences SCORE 22
IKEA+is+allowing+Muslims+to+pray+in+their+parking+lot+so+they+can+maintain+social+distancing.
IKEA is allowing Muslims to pray in their parking lot so they can maintain social distancing. SCORE 32
When+the+baby+giraffe+will+not+fit+on+the+scale
When the baby giraffe will not fit on the scale SCORE 26
Alright%2C+but+they+should+get+their+money+back.
Alright, but they should get their money back. SCORE 29
Dale%2C+lets+do+this.
Dale, lets do this. SCORE 27
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Y%26%238217%3Ball
Y’all SCORE 88
The+dream
The dream SCORE 59
Hello+my+baby%2C+hello+my+honey%2C+hello+my+ragtime+gaal%26%238230%3B
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaal… SCORE 65
NOT+AGAIN+DAD%21
NOT AGAIN DAD! SCORE 45
%2ASells+tears+to+13+year+old+fan+base%26%238230%3B%2A
*Sells tears to 13 year old fan base…* SCORE 51
Braille+emoji%26%238217%3Bs+needed.
Braille emoji’s needed. SCORE 28
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