that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
this is why i drink SCORE 29
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
stella does not approve SCORE 38
excuse me SCORE 19
back to bed! SCORE 19
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
an impossible task SCORE 20
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
i’m canceling SCORE 9
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
omg SCORE 20
definitely a dog SCORE 45
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
icebreakers are terrifying SCORE 22
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
english burn SCORE 27
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
clever SCORE 29
call the fire department SCORE 4
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19