the dishes… again SCORE 24
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 20
growing toe beans SCORE 30
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 27
roger roger SCORE 13
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 15
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 26
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 18
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 24
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 16
the hobbit generation SCORE 31
we are the math problem SCORE 34
snipped it in the butt SCORE 25
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 33
at least there are cats SCORE 17
see you tomorrow SCORE 25
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 17
rats love tiny cars SCORE 36
saying no to things punch card SCORE 38
species and age, please SCORE 37
dad’s ravioli SCORE 5
dog bites everything SCORE 21
pupils dilate SCORE 40
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 10
battle snake SCORE 23
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 7
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 22
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 16
nature’s baseball SCORE 7
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 38
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
