
the dishes… again SCORE 24

what we want vs what we get SCORE 18

trying to discipline a cat SCORE 20

growing toe beans SCORE 30

the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 27

roger roger SCORE 13

the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 15

buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 26

it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 18

dog begging for boiling water SCORE 24

true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 16

the hobbit generation SCORE 31

we are the math problem SCORE 34

snipped it in the butt SCORE 25

my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 33

at least there are cats SCORE 17

see you tomorrow SCORE 25

zebra drawn chariot SCORE 17

rats love tiny cars SCORE 36

saying no to things punch card SCORE 38

species and age, please SCORE 37

dad’s ravioli SCORE 5

dog bites everything SCORE 21

pupils dilate SCORE 40

alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 10

battle snake SCORE 23

blessed mac and cheese SCORE 7

if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 22

overthinking your overthinking SCORE 16

nature’s baseball SCORE 7

it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 38

luminous butt bucket SCORE 21