we dare you SCORE 10
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
is this satire? SCORE 14
cramps SCORE 9
everything beagle SCORE 1
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
duck! SCORE 13
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
i like bananas SCORE 9
sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
supersize it SCORE -4
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
onward, steed! SCORE 14
memorable first customer SCORE 17
mooooo SCORE 15
a very small dog SCORE 15
we’re both lying SCORE 23
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
slap them SCORE 12
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
it’s perfect SCORE 21
yes they are SCORE 7
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
