By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
There’s always one… SCORE 29
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
You can do this. SCORE 47
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
You go. SCORE 37
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
It actually is this SCORE 35
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
