the dishes… again SCORE 27
dog bites everything SCORE 23
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 32
species and age, please SCORE 40
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
we are the math problem SCORE 35
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
roger roger SCORE 14
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
pupils dilate SCORE 44
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
we have one useful hand SCORE 23
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
at least there are cats SCORE 20
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
beavers hate water SCORE 35
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
growing toe beans SCORE 33