
We’ll send our best! SCORE 22

Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 42

Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 22

We can do it! SCORE 30

The more you know. SCORE 37

Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 29

Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36

I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18

And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20

Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38

Same. SCORE 28

Be careful out there! SCORE 38

I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31

I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 38

Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34

This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25

I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 40

The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26

Got em SCORE 28

Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42

‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 35

Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19

The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 17

Karen can get it. SCORE 43

it was bound to happen? SCORE 37

Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25

For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26

Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22

FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10

This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 27

NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23

Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28