
i don’t want to grab that drink SCORE 31

she can still hear his cries when the window is open at night SCORE 37

my knees quivered SCORE 27

just one word SCORE 17

lol SCORE 35

what have you done to me, hooman? SCORE 37

become the person the wall people want you to be SCORE 70

it works! SCORE 31

yes SCORE 32

oprah never saw it coming SCORE 23

do. not. like SCORE 27

makes me laugh every time SCORE 34

this is brilliant SCORE 83

it’s a me, chris pratt SCORE 10

he always believed SCORE 37

i miss those days SCORE 31

she lived long enough to become the villain in her own story SCORE 29

on every hill SCORE 40

negative parenting 101 SCORE 35

out conspiracy theory the flat earthers SCORE 44

best lotr description of all time SCORE 46

skeletor is a part of the family SCORE 34

every morning SCORE 46

don’t be fooled by his canine charms SCORE 27

i can’t control the weather SCORE 37

a brilliant idea SCORE 18

my enemies shall kneel before me SCORE 34

your parents have a cat now SCORE 48

this is all your fault, larry SCORE 26

the one who got away SCORE 23

he’s too old for this sh** SCORE 40

poopwagon never stops SCORE 30