If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
The shinbone. SCORE 94
I could watch this all day. SCORE 150
I need this. SCORE 11
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12
This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
Colorblind. SCORE 136
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
Words to live by SCORE 16
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Loud music. SCORE 14
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
My life SCORE 113
I hate my life. SCORE 12
Loki. SCORE 152
My love life. SCORE 171
Soy milk. SCORE 11
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
When you see it. SCORE 5
Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? SCORE 154