Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Hello fren. SCORE 27
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
Tale as old as time. SCORE 29
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
A rare edit. SCORE 24
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
