do you have any pet rocks? SCORE 13
the perils of being a tall pirate SCORE 15
earth sandwich SCORE 26
now i really do know SCORE 22
if you touch her you have to comb her SCORE -6
cats love when you do this SCORE 13
we slidin’ SCORE 30
what class is this??? SCORE 16
could be romantic SCORE 22
would really make california stand out SCORE 9
cat is not impressed SCORE 16
snakes really drew the short end of the stick SCORE 20
bangxiety SCORE 17
emotional support lol SCORE 17
birthed into the wrong species SCORE 15
thanks i hate it SCORE 34
frosted mega wheats SCORE 16
the best narrator is the self SCORE 17
don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14
heathens SCORE 36
a very interesting house SCORE 15
i could go for some hummus SCORE 21
this could have been an email SCORE 29
revenge is next SCORE 8
so close i can feel my rage subsiding SCORE 11
fart idiot SCORE 25
this should be a trend next year SCORE 4
floating dogs is the best we can do SCORE 15
that’s not my spirit animal, that’s me SCORE 14
the cycle continues SCORE 13
gift not included SCORE 20
what’s the best thing your ever bought at the scholastic book fair? SCORE 16