alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
at least there are cats SCORE 20
growing toe beans SCORE 33
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
battle snake SCORE 26
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
species and age, please SCORE 40
pupils dilate SCORE 43
roger roger SCORE 14
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
potato shaped SCORE 10
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
dog bites everything SCORE 23
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
we are the math problem SCORE 36
the dishes… again SCORE 27