phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 24
it’s a houseboat? SCORE 18
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
jane austen novel survival skills. not everyone has them SCORE 40
judges judily SCORE 20
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
who are you, harry potter? SCORE 24
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
the cat was so close to getting it right SCORE 28
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35
this lady has her priorities straight SCORE 14
let’s play hide the tina SCORE 35
who was the random snake dude and is he okay? SCORE 28
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
they were too busy asking if they could… SCORE 40
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 38
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
some emails you can’t unsubscribe from SCORE 20
pikachu was always fluffy SCORE 18
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
did we just become best friends? SCORE 16
we’re all annoying sometimes, but it’s not our defining trait SCORE 58
don’t talk to me before i’ve had my coffee SCORE 21
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
your words can’t sting me when i’m wearing my bee suit SCORE 30
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
what it’s like working from home with kids SCORE 20
friend has been deployed. all that was bad is now good SCORE 21
fedora the explorer SCORE 29