…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
Medical alphabet. SCORE 81
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
Problem solved. SCORE 111
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 143
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
No one listens to me SCORE 157
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87
NONSENSE SCORE 67
Old Habits SCORE 81
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
#stopit SCORE 98
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 86
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
Smooth AF SCORE 101
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 64
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152