who else can relate? SCORE 35
i got a little distracted SCORE 37
how’d that work out for you? SCORE 38
just a few more years SCORE 27
there is no dana, only zuul SCORE 24
*invents time machine* SCORE 28
i prefer something less bitter SCORE 22
I’m learning from my mistakes before i make them again SCORE 32
expectation vs. reality SCORE 54
i learned math today SCORE 33
amazon has gone too far this time SCORE 28
it’s just a few blocks away SCORE 20
burn baby, burn SCORE 8
if only i thought of all this at the time SCORE 30
i choose sabotage SCORE 16
how do i apply to be a lifeguard at the olympics? SCORE 38
the kid had it coming SCORE 36
That’s not how I want to enjoy nature SCORE 25
three fluffy heads of adorableness SCORE 44
the was a weird year SCORE 54
the look of failure SCORE 50
anxiety SCORE 28
when in doubt, use duct tape SCORE 31
when you really don’t like other people, this is what you do SCORE 25
mother fu… SCORE 50
whatever it takes SCORE 29
good luck SCORE 30
hopefully a quick death SCORE 13
he’s sleeping on the couch tonight SCORE 46
Yep SCORE 58
omg just sprout already SCORE 30
when the craving hits SCORE 24
