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You%26%238217%3Bve+lived+long+enough.
who+else+can+relate%3F
who else can relate? SCORE 35
i+got+a+little+distracted
i got a little distracted SCORE 37
how%26%238217%3Bd+that+work+out+for+you%3F
how’d that work out for you? SCORE 38
just+a+few+more+years
just a few more years SCORE 27
there+is+no+dana%2C+only+zuul
there is no dana, only zuul SCORE 24
%2Ainvents+time+machine%2A
*invents time machine* SCORE 28
i+prefer+something+less+bitter
i prefer something less bitter SCORE 22
I%26%238217%3Bm+learning+from+my+mistakes+before+i+make+them+again
I’m learning from my mistakes before i make them again SCORE 32
expectation+vs.+reality
expectation vs. reality SCORE 54
i+learned+math+today
i learned math today SCORE 33
amazon+has+gone+too+far+this+time
amazon has gone too far this time SCORE 28
it%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+few+blocks+away
it’s just a few blocks away SCORE 20
burn+baby%2C+burn
burn baby, burn SCORE 8
if+only+i+thought+of+all+this+at+the+time
if only i thought of all this at the time SCORE 30
i+choose+sabotage
i choose sabotage SCORE 16
how+do+i+apply+to+be+a+lifeguard+at+the+olympics%3F
how do i apply to be a lifeguard at the olympics? SCORE 38
the+kid+had+it+coming
the kid had it coming SCORE 36
That%26%238217%3Bs+not+how+I+want+to+enjoy+nature
That’s not how I want to enjoy nature SCORE 25
three+fluffy+heads+of+adorableness
three fluffy heads of adorableness SCORE 44
the+was+a+weird+year
the was a weird year SCORE 54
the+look+of+failure
the look of failure SCORE 50
anxiety
anxiety SCORE 28
when+in+doubt%2C+use+duct+tape
when in doubt, use duct tape SCORE 31
when+you+really+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+other+people%2C+this+is+what+you+do
when you really don’t like other people, this is what you do SCORE 25
mother+fu%26%238230%3B
mother fu… SCORE 50
whatever+it+takes
whatever it takes SCORE 29
good+luck
good luck SCORE 30
hopefully+a+quick+death
hopefully a quick death SCORE 13
he%26%238217%3Bs+sleeping+on+the+couch+tonight
he’s sleeping on the couch tonight SCORE 46
Yep
Yep SCORE 58
omg+just+sprout+already
omg just sprout already SCORE 30
when+the+craving+hits
when the craving hits SCORE 24
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