dogs are smarter than humans SCORE 35
Deborah was not happy SCORE 30
at least he listened SCORE 25
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
holy cow! SCORE 40
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
nap time! SCORE 38
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
it’s a test SCORE 21
always make it a true daily double SCORE 28
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
$30 uber SCORE 30
smart shopping SCORE 39
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
they’re brutal SCORE 45
he might be right SCORE 30
quarantine casually depressed SCORE 28
only made me like the place more SCORE 38
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
hot take! SCORE 59
pretty much SCORE 29
the trinity of tedium SCORE 66
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31