Adopt me, maybe? SCORE 271
The result of driving a truck for 28 years exposing only half of your face to direct sunlight. SCORE 173
Polar bear problems. SCORE 208
Mirror, mirror on the wall… SCORE 303
How it feels. SCORE 207
What’re you looking at? SCORE 224
Why Snooki’s book failed. SCORE 314
Content in women’s magazines. SCORE 230
Is Pluto a planet? SCORE 127
First world dog problems. SCORE 193
Evolution problems. SCORE 339
Killing Hitler. SCORE 235
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. SCORE 236
Coal dust globe. SCORE 248
Places where Bono can’t live. SCORE 202
I can’t wait. SCORE 110
Books for tall people. SCORE 234
Ron Swanson. SCORE 133
I feel bad for kids nowadays. SCORE 277
Asian father strikes again. SCORE 244
Man vs. octopus. SCORE 163
The history of flight. SCORE 226
I can relate. SCORE 180
Star Wars crayon carvings. SCORE 131
I think you’re doing it wrong. SCORE 217
Thanks Clippy. SCORE 203
Standing on the edge of a cliff. SCORE 321
Make your own invisible ink! SCORE 264
Every day in math class. SCORE 371
Kitty is concerned. SCORE 197
Contradictory popsicles. SCORE 372
Bang! SCORE 107
