Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 23
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Let it happen. SCORE 34
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
🤔 SCORE 19
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Big wreckage… SCORE 23
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Absolute class. SCORE 25
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Never forget. SCORE 29
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
To the rescue? SCORE 24
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Le sigh… SCORE 25
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Be petty SCORE 35
Corona bad. SCORE 28