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Big+Ooof.
Big Ooof. SCORE 20
Tomatoes+are+demons%2C+demonstrably.
Tomatoes are demons, demonstrably. SCORE 16
Get+yourself+a+pandemic+haircut+2021.
Get yourself a pandemic haircut 2021. SCORE 21
Cat+got+your+gloves%26%238230%3B%3F
Cat got your gloves…? SCORE 29
Just+ask+her+to+grab+it+for+you%26%238230%3B
Just ask her to grab it for you… SCORE 25
The+art+of+war.
The art of war. SCORE 19
The+art+of+deception
The art of deception SCORE 22
Alexa+has+determined+your+recent+covid-19+exposure+requires+quarantine.
Alexa has determined your recent covid-19 exposure requires quarantine. SCORE 27
Toasters+whom+take+their+job+seriously.
Toasters whom take their job seriously. SCORE 28
BabyNames.com
BabyNames.com SCORE 40
Iowa+Runs+a+tight+ship
Iowa Runs a tight ship SCORE 24
We+must+unite+to+protec+the+doge.
We must unite to protec the doge. SCORE 30
The+HR+department+would+like+to+know+your+location%26%238230%3B
The HR department would like to know your location… SCORE 29
I+am+not+nice+to+myself%26%238230%3B
I am not nice to myself… SCORE 27
Easy+on+the+pounce%2C+bud%26%238230%3B
Easy on the pounce, bud… SCORE 23
Waffles+are+forever.
Waffles are forever. SCORE 20
Covfefe%2C+please.
Covfefe, please. SCORE 20
Never+forget.
Never forget. SCORE 27
You%26%238217%3Bll+be+alright%2C+kid.
You’ll be alright, kid. SCORE 30
Finally+I%26%238217%3Bll+have+a+clean+house.
Finally I’ll have a clean house. SCORE 31
Aw%2C+Nuts%21
Aw, Nuts! SCORE 34
The+bird+is+the+universe.
The bird is the universe. SCORE 27
Moving+parts+of+an+off-shore+oil+rig.
Moving parts of an off-shore oil rig. SCORE 16
The+Zoom+wars+of+2021
The Zoom wars of 2021 SCORE 32
Fresh+bread+tendies+today%21
Fresh bread tendies today! SCORE 25
Keep+hustling+daily.
Keep hustling daily. SCORE 26
How+else+do+you+expect+me+to+keep+in+contact+with+my+preschool+teacher+I+never+contact%3F
How else do you expect me to keep in contact with my preschool teacher I never contact? SCORE 38
Spacious+apartment+under+the+stairs%26%238230%3B
Spacious apartment under the stairs… SCORE 31
Just+happy+to+have+new+kicks%2C+personally.
Just happy to have new kicks, personally. SCORE 30
Educate+thyself+on+the+many+windows.
Educate thyself on the many windows. SCORE 21
I+suppose+there+is+more+than+one+decent+professor.
I suppose there is more than one decent professor. SCORE 39
Just+generally+worried+about+you.
Just generally worried about you. SCORE 27
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Gee, Thanks Kid! SCORE 120
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