when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
clever SCORE 29
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
this is why i drink SCORE 29
an impossible task SCORE 20
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 28
omg SCORE 19
i have layers SCORE 31
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
i’d be terrified SCORE 38
who’s in? SCORE 34
definitely a dog SCORE 44
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
call the fire department SCORE 4
english burn SCORE 27
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 26
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 33
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53
if there’s something strange SCORE 30
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 19
frozen pizza hack SCORE 18
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
back to bed! SCORE 19
i’m canceling SCORE 9
they get huge SCORE 22
