Slow Robot
If+you+publish+this+work+on+the+internet+i+will+sue+you.
You+shall+not+pass%21
You shall not pass! SCORE 2
Why+worry%3F
Why worry? SCORE 189
I+think+my+daughter+likes+Batman%26%238230%3B
I think my daughter likes Batman… SCORE 241
Be+mine%3F
Be mine? SCORE 66
Meanwhile+In+Portland+.+.+.+.+.+.+.
Meanwhile In Portland . . . . . . . SCORE 4
Owls%2C+as+it+turns+out%2C+are+not+that+smart.
Owls, as it turns out, are not that smart. SCORE 200
Aaaannd+I%26%238217%3Bm+out.
Aaaannd I’m out. SCORE 190
Think+about+the+color
Think about the color SCORE 0
Deal+with+it.
Deal with it. SCORE 150
Do+you+know+her+number%3F
Do you know her number? SCORE 217
If+I+was+Batman.
If I was Batman. SCORE 110
That+jerk
That jerk SCORE 246
A+Dog%26%238217%3Bs+Life
A Dog’s Life SCORE 8
Largest+moth+in+the+world.
Largest moth in the world. SCORE 141
Cute+Dog+Tricks
Cute Dog Tricks SCORE 0
Happy+Valentines+Day%26%238230%3B
Happy Valentines Day… SCORE 14
A+Valentine+from+Taylor.
A Valentine from Taylor. SCORE 87
K9+KINDERGARTEN
K9 KINDERGARTEN SCORE 324
Arch-nemeses.
Arch-nemeses. SCORE 9
Attack%21
Attack! SCORE 159
If+I+worked+at+a+restaurant+on+Valentine%26%238217%3Bs+Day%26%238230%3B
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day… SCORE 211
Left+a+romantic+surprise+for+my+roommate%26%238230%3B
Left a romantic surprise for my roommate… SCORE 270
Racism+is+learned.
Racism is learned. SCORE 238
Feel+old+yet%3F
Feel old yet? SCORE 98
Can+you+turn+off+the+lights%2C+Bane%3F
Can you turn off the lights, Bane? SCORE 235
The+wonderful+squirrel+fable.
The wonderful squirrel fable. SCORE 130
Me+this+Valentine%26%238217%3Bs+Day.
Me this Valentine’s Day. SCORE 144
Quiz+shaming.
Quiz shaming. SCORE 322
All+the+cute%21
All the cute! SCORE 275
My+baby+is+a+robot.
My baby is a robot. SCORE 222
How+smart+is+your+dog%3F
How smart is your dog? SCORE 220
Beards+can+be+red%26%238230%3B
Beards can be red… SCORE 266
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