Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Every night. SCORE 220
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Likely. SCORE 177
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
Chemistry teacher problems. SCORE 125
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
Forever and always SCORE 0
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
Lottery SCORE 4
This generation. SCORE 265
My new calculator. SCORE 109
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
Every time. SCORE 180
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
Like a boss. SCORE 302
How hurricanes form. SCORE 136
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
Karma. SCORE 236
