
Samsung stock skyrocketed that year… SCORE 35

No smoking for you… SCORE 28

What happened in Vegas… SCORE 30

Tindr is contagious… SCORE 24

Productivity is at an all time high. SCORE 27

Give us the balls of meat. SCORE 41

Recruiting for a Volunteer Fire Department SCORE 31

Call 1-800-411-PAIN. SCORE 25

Safety first. SCORE 26

5 Cents is 5 Cents SCORE 24

We don’t joke like that, bud. SCORE 33

taxes SCORE 30

Let’s close 300 more prisons, maybe. SCORE 35

Hold my beer… SCORE 24

Spring is coming at you. SCORE 28

Bernie dishes out the burns. SCORE 29

Moms whom prowl SCORE 26

This is not the elephant you’re looking for… SCORE 19

Brothers are good brothers. SCORE 31

I can smell it better from here… SCORE 23

…and I helped, too. SCORE 24

Reading problems. SCORE 31

The cosmos guide us SCORE 26

The man plans for the apocalypse. SCORE 25

Miss Kitty SCORE 32

Indian villagers wear face masks on the backs of their heads to prevent tigers attacking them from behind. SCORE 31

turning off the basement light SCORE 33

Fear the clown… SCORE 39

Sheep go baa SCORE 31

Nailed it, I say. SCORE 25

Risky kisses… SCORE 28

Thanks mom… SCORE 26