
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 107

Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61

They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121

Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108

Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69

Got it? Good. SCORE 68

U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 87

I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80

Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66

My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 93

Arby’s… SCORE 92

Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94

My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127

Gotta love Snake SCORE 81

First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79

Don’t give in! SCORE 84

Weird SCORE 46

Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97

Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76

Time to durr my hurr SCORE 95

They know who we are.. SCORE 82

Under Water SCORE 98

When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64

Totally SCORE 87

Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 102

Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99

Working as a non-smoker SCORE 84

George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 145

My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 93

I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116

She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66

Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83