Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 107
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 87
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 93
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
Gotta love Snake SCORE 81
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Don’t give in! SCORE 84
Weird SCORE 46
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 95
They know who we are.. SCORE 82
Under Water SCORE 98
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
Totally SCORE 87
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 102
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 84
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 145
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 93
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
