Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Guys listen… SCORE 170
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Every time. SCORE 123
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
China vs Germany SCORE 295
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
