Paid extra for a gift wrap. Instead, got an Ad covered cardboard box. SCORE 19
Basically just keep eating cookies. SCORE 17
In UK supermarkets you can get a glass of wine with your lunchtime sandwich. SCORE 20
I remember that morning. SCORE 34
They are real, and they are coming. SCORE 34
Local Library has a pet rock. SCORE 22
Dang it, Cleo… SCORE 33
Changing lives. SCORE 31
Sleep tight. SCORE 33
My spirit animal, basically… SCORE 22
Attack of the racoons… SCORE 20
Never go down without a fight… SCORE 19
Nice. SCORE 28
2spooked SCORE 14
The ring of fire… SCORE 26
Don’t come over, actually. SCORE 12
The rare non-murderous gamers. SCORE 30
There’s been a huge mistake… SCORE 26
Good Dog SCORE 23
R-E-S-P-E-C-T SCORE 37
Puis-je emprunter votre stylo? SCORE 19
The foundation is the powerhouse of the person. SCORE 29
Those darn Euroeans… SCORE 29
2020 is the new 1989 SCORE 25
Ice sculptures of Harbin, China SCORE 25
Mother bi SCORE 26
This should’ve been discussed before hand SCORE 23
Be safe out there. SCORE 30
Mans best videographer. SCORE 26
Can’t take her anywhere. SCORE 22
I would be honored to be your boss… SCORE 30
It’s 5 o’clock somehwhere. SCORE 22
