Burn!!! SCORE 1
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Same thing… SCORE 21
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
The Twortle SCORE 142
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Accurate. SCORE 146
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
2pactopus SCORE 113
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
The power of barking SCORE 18
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
