How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Burn!!! SCORE 3
Accurate. SCORE 146
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
2pactopus SCORE 113
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Trollololo! SCORE 151
The power of barking SCORE 18
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 239
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Howling lessons SCORE 9
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The Twortle SCORE 141
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Same thing… SCORE 21
