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I+know+how+this+guy+feels%26%238230%3B
Furbies+are+an+apex+predator.
Furbies are an apex predator. SCORE 16
Needs+need+nourishment%2C+also.
Needs need nourishment, also. SCORE 14
%28i+love+u%29
(i love u) SCORE 15
Not+on+my+watch%26%238230%3B
Not on my watch… SCORE 32
Have+mercy+on+me%2C+fellow+gamers%26%238230%3B
Have mercy on me, fellow gamers… SCORE 27
Me+Goosetad
Me Goosetad SCORE 40
I%26%238217%3Bm+out%2C+bud.+Good+luck.
I’m out, bud. Good luck. SCORE 44
The+extinct+Helicorpion+behemoth.
The extinct Helicorpion behemoth. SCORE 18
Exerciseeee%2C+the+demonsaaah%21
Exerciseeee, the demonsaaah! SCORE 18
Save+some+decisions+for+the+multiverse.
Save some decisions for the multiverse. SCORE 21
Get+wrecked%2C+sonny.
Get wrecked, sonny. SCORE 28
Best+not+frighten+Mr.+Putin
Best not frighten Mr. Putin SCORE 27
%2Abeep+bop%2A+%2Aboop%2A
*beep bop* *boop* SCORE 19
The+whole+franchise+could+have+been+a+fraud%21
The whole franchise could have been a fraud! SCORE 46
And+I+took+that+personally.
And I took that personally. SCORE 21
Wuv.+Twu+wuv.
Wuv. Twu wuv. SCORE 26
Crazy+how+math+works+like+that.
Crazy how math works like that. SCORE 28
pls+no%2C+kijje%21
pls no, kijje! SCORE 23
Cute%2C+Walt.
Cute, Walt. SCORE 28
And+I+would+walk+500+more%26%238230%3B
And I would walk 500 more… SCORE 23
My+face+is+ready.
My face is ready. SCORE 17
This+bakery%2C+in+particular%2C+has+disgraced+the+sammich.
This bakery, in particular, has disgraced the sammich. SCORE 17
Lost+my+virginity+at+the+salad+bar%26%238230%3B
Lost my virginity at the salad bar… SCORE 20
Our+office+candy+guy+is+a+bit+passive+aggressive%26%238230%3B
Our office candy guy is a bit passive aggressive… SCORE 23
Tamagotchi+hunting+season.
Tamagotchi hunting season. SCORE 31
Why+would+you+do+this+to+him%26%238230%3B
Why would you do this to him… SCORE 18
I+am+something+of+a+prophet%26%238230%3B
I am something of a prophet… SCORE 20
put+old+faithful+to+work.
put old faithful to work. SCORE 38
Always+has+been.
Always has been. SCORE 25
Nuns+are+non-fiction.
Nuns are non-fiction. SCORE 30
So+sayeth+the+Lorde.
So sayeth the Lorde. SCORE 18
Much+happy+doge+dessert.
Much happy doge dessert. SCORE 25
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Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
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