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Sweet+sassy+molassey.
Joe+Burrow+is+a+man+among+men.
Joe Burrow is a man among men. SCORE 31
Dad+reads+the+latest+iOS+report+before+updating%26%238230%3B.
Dad reads the latest iOS report before updating…. SCORE 16
Do+we+burn+it%3F
Do we burn it? SCORE 19
Cold+side+of+the+pillow.
Cold side of the pillow. SCORE 16
That%26%238217%3Bs+the+Australian+version%26%238230%3B
That’s the Australian version… SCORE 17
Gonzo+is+nonbinary
Gonzo is nonbinary SCORE 24
Return+the+wings%2C+won%26%238217%3Bt+you%3F
Return the wings, won’t you? SCORE 26
Friends+are+friends.
Friends are friends. SCORE 30
Dry+as+a+bone%26%238230%3B
Dry as a bone… SCORE 32
Late+thanks+but+thanks%2C+anyway.
Late thanks but thanks, anyway. SCORE 24
%2AKvack%2A
*Kvack* SCORE 18
He%26%238217%3Bs+my+special+boy
He’s my special boy SCORE 20
All+the+chairs+in+this+cafe+are+wearing+socks
All the chairs in this cafe are wearing socks SCORE 25
Not+all+boomies+are+created+equal.
Not all boomies are created equal. SCORE 23
Accidentally+got+screens+from+Australia%26%238230%3B
Accidentally got screens from Australia… SCORE 20
I+bet+ice+cream+was+involved.
I bet ice cream was involved. SCORE 29
2020+should+be+lit.
2020 should be lit. SCORE 32
The+Allies+demolish+the+swastika+on+Nuremberg+stadium+after+the+war.
The Allies demolish the swastika on Nuremberg stadium after the war. SCORE 26
Burn+the+the+ents.
Burn the the ents. SCORE 18
Banan
Banan SCORE 28
Noted.
Noted. SCORE 17
You%26%238217%3Bll+be+alright%26%238230%3B
You’ll be alright… SCORE 32
%2Alooks+for+the+nearest+mirror%2A
*looks for the nearest mirror* SCORE 18
British+po+po+are+on+it.
British po po are on it. SCORE 15
We%26%238217%3Bre+all+on+the+same+level%21
We’re all on the same level! SCORE 22
Holiday+break+buds.
Holiday break buds. SCORE 35
Damn%2C+boy.
Damn, boy. SCORE 24
Airport+bathroom+in+New+Zealand+has+medical+advice
Airport bathroom in New Zealand has medical advice SCORE 20
Gets+me+every+year%26%238230%3B
Gets me every year… SCORE 27
The+new+dog+bed+is+working+out+great.
The new dog bed is working out great. SCORE 24
Dammit+Gabe.
Dammit Gabe. SCORE 24
This+green+mint+vanilla+Milk+is+a+scourge+on+the+world%26%238230%3B
This green mint vanilla Milk is a scourge on the world… SCORE 12
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Kids+these+days%26%238230%3B
Kids these days… SCORE 105
School+Bus+Logic
School Bus Logic SCORE 205
Very+possibly%3F
Very possibly? SCORE 131
Bee+logic.
Bee logic. SCORE 159
There+WILL+be+consequences%21
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
Things+people+say+when+I+write+with+my+left+hand.
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
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