This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
Morale is high this week.. SCORE 154
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 142
Don’t fight it… SCORE 81
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
This can’t keep happening SCORE 144
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
I’m not proud of it… SCORE 50
The lowest bar SCORE 137
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
RIP Betty White SCORE 108
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Before and after adoption of our lab mix. He was going to be put down after being surrendered twice. SCORE 136
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 103
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Juxtaposition SCORE 93
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 78
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Awkward SCORE 125
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
Tests be like SCORE 100
