Taylor Swift + vodka = Ke$ha. SCORE 135
That explains so many things. SCORE 261
How marketing works. SCORE 285
I pity the fool. SCORE 248
I have puppies instead of children. SCORE 180
If celebrities were average Americans. SCORE 251
Reasons I wash my hands. SCORE 103
Iguanashark. SCORE 222
Extremely hot. SCORE 222
You are beautiful. SCORE 269
How writing works. SCORE 196
Real life Bert. SCORE 91
I would cuddle you so hard. SCORE 116
Peenut. SCORE 160
Only you can prevent “eternal flames.” SCORE 227
Rat tail. You’re doing it right. SCORE 79
Browser wars. SCORE 330
Slumber Party Court. SCORE 401
Normal Al Yankovich. SCORE 179
Do want. SCORE 212
I dream of a better world… SCORE 173
Sneaky penguins. SCORE 217
Ten points to Gryffindor. SCORE 178
I am not good at metaphors. SCORE 229
Secret life of animals. SCORE 104
At the zoo with an iPhone. SCORE 96
30 Dr. Seuss quotes that can change your life. SCORE 202
Waldo finds YOU. SCORE 192
Team Count von Count. SCORE 251
Cats are jerks. SCORE 264
I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich? SCORE 338
The girl with the digital camera. SCORE 218