When Not Using a cell phone SCORE 3
Forever and always SCORE 0
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
Lottery SCORE 4
This generation. SCORE 265
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
Alderaan Weather Report SCORE 4
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
How to confuse an idiot SCORE 1
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
Hate Autocorrect SCORE 132
Why can’t we live here? SCORE 228
How hurricanes form. SCORE 136
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Just Phil Dunphy SCORE 183
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
Good idea. SCORE 4
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Every time. SCORE 180
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
Karma. SCORE 236
My new calculator. SCORE 109