Dad, what’s Jagrmeister? SCORE 110
Why I don’t go to parties. SCORE 108
When you ask your friend about their answers after a test. SCORE 121
As close as i’ll ever get to murder SCORE 134
Kids on December 26th be like SCORE 0
The perfect martini. SCORE 8
This puppy. SCORE 8
Boo! SCORE 124
Underage drinking is bad. SCORE 219
A frozen cheese pizza. SCORE 115
In 2016 I’m voting… SCORE 173
Well that’s not something you see every day SCORE 128
Trolled SCORE 121
A very clever conservation campaign in Nairobi. SCORE 144
Big Bird’s got a problem… SCORE 10
If only mosquitoes sucked fat… SCORE 108
The Most Horrifying Insects on the Planet SCORE -2
Meet Ellen SCORE 235
don’t blink SCORE 78
Canadian stand off SCORE 14
Love yourself. SCORE 87
The world’s 10 people with real superpowers. SCORE 138
Honey. SCORE 199
I need this. SCORE 170
You’ll get it little guy SCORE 9
Dad? SCORE 123
Thought I’d make myself a cute breakfast this morning… SCORE 115
Social media in real life SCORE 137
The reality of life SCORE 104
Occasionally the dog is the smartest one in my family. SCORE 144
Saltine American. SCORE 216
And taste better.. SCORE 95
